I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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