doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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