The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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