Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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