So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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