just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Be still, my beating vagina.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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