it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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