we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize