Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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