Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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