Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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