I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
