IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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