I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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