I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You need a sexual gate keeper
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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