i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
