It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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