i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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