Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I know her cup size but not her name....
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