She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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