we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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