It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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