i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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