I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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