he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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