So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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