If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
