I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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