Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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