The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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