oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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