am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
