wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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