I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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