He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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