Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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