Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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