oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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