In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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