We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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