But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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