last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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