In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he fucked my hip out of place.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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