no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sponge bath it is.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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