Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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