just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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