You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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