i wish there were pregnant emoticons
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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