I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
is that a dick in a sweater?
These tits shall not be calmed
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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