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(248): View more from Michigan

She was lying the whole time!

(310): View more from California

She was a great actress

(248): View more from Michigan

I was a great dumbass

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady

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(517): View more from Michigan

the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"

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(618): View more from Illinois

the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux

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(714): View more from California

We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her

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(440): View more from Ohio

somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me

(310): View more from California

maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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(775): View more from Nevada

I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.

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