Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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