There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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