he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
