I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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