well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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